Funny Singh

I received this from my friend this morning. Boost my day.

The Story of "Ah Singh"

A Singh who is a sailor?
Karpal singh

A Singh who attends a Chinese wedding party?
Yam Singh

A Singh who is digging a hole?
Menggali Singh

A Singh who likes to slap people?
Tau Ba Singh

A Singh who is a gangster?
SamSingh

A Singh who is lost?
MisSingh

A Singh who is noisy?
BisSingh

A Singh who likes herbs?
Gin Singh

A Singh who kills people?
AssasSingh

A Singh with one ball?
BalwantSingh (Ball One Singh)

A Singh with two balls?
BalanSingh ( as in balance)

A Singh with three balls?
AMASHIGH!! (Amazing)

A Singh who is swimming in an iced pool?
KuldipSingh (Cold Deep Sink)

A Singh who likes to drink soyabean milk?
YeoHupSingh

A Singh who owns a ship that sink?
No lah, not Titanic Singh, He's KaramSingh

A Singh who was sacked from the national hockey team?
Relax Singh

A Singh who likes roundsbout?
PuSingh

A Singh who is flyinh around on a broom?
Sau Pah Singh

A Singh who is a three-star general?
Sam Lap Singh (Cantonese)

If the Sikhs were to succeed in forming their own country, what will they call their country?
Mata Wang Ah Singh

Then, what do you call a Singh who likes to scold people?
TiewNiaSingh